So here is just the first of many “let me seduce you with my awkwardness” stories. Thank You facebook for providing an opportunity for these stories to be created and documented. So I will post these entertaining messages of stories i’ve been told by friends and families quite regularly because there are plenty to tell. I’d love for this to be an interactive blog with you sharing your experiences as well 
we can all relate in some awkward way and for sure need a good laugh. Here goes.. P.s. I’ll use fake names for All posts so as to keep confidentiality.
Boris: “Hi Trixi remember me, Boris, just wanted to see if you would like to have a date with me sometime, just for fun…hear from you soon.” March 29, 2010
Boris: “Hi Trixi Boris here, I was wondering to see if we could go on a date sometime?, hear from you soon.” March 29, 2010
Trixi: “Thanks for the invite Boris, I’m actually interested/dating someone right now but if things don’t work out i will let ya know! April 2, 2010
Boris: ” Ha ha ha ha No problem, sounds like fun, thanks for a response, take it easy. “ April 2, 2010
Boris: ” Hey Trixi, I was thinking about hanging out maybe Saturday for a bike ride up to the Y. I never hiked there myself and I thought it would be cool if you could come along with me if you’d like, I’d be glad to have you around and talk, it would be fun. What do you say?! 
By the way, not this Saturday, the next :p Ha ha ha ha! 
“ October 15, 2010
Boris: “I feel like I miss you for some reason…? :p…. Sorry, probably just me. “ February 3, 2011
Trixi: “haha you just miss the yogurt”
Boris: “Seriously, I do miss the yogurt. How did you know? LOL. Oh, the next time I drop by, you should check out my Yoshi voice… it’s pretty legit.. and funny. February 5, 2011
Boris: Titled: Weren’t expecting this were ya?
“When you work.. you work…it’s what you have to do. I wouldn’t mind thought, seeing your smile and your bright eyes again…I wanted to hold that gaze for a while and smile my way to yours too for quite some time and not looking away, I feel happier wanting to tell you that IN person. ..Things weren’t what I expected at Yozone, There were some things I wanted to tell you, you alone..although I made some friends…Nice things, No..that’s just me. On a much more caring scale than niceness, ..So, I am hoping we can do something soon where you wouldn’t be too busy..stick to your priorities, though. But, it wouldn’t hurt to see you though…Don’t expect I am missing the Yogurt this time, even though they really are good…There’s a side of me that I want you to see… I didn’t want to write so much..but, I guess it’s not a shortcoming’” April 9, 2011
Boris: ” I know… I am too much sometimes..I’ll stay out of your hair for awhile. The next time we meet, we’ll do it in a different environment. I promise. Till then..you can always think of me whenever I poke you…” April 13, 2011
Boris: Titled: “Trix, you are the best. If anything, I want you to have this..***-***-**** (for confidentiality) I don’t ever trust anyone with it as often as I do. But, its my phone number.. You don’t need to give me yours. Just use it whenever there’s anything you need in special cases. Also, another way just to chat away. “ April 14, 2011
Boris: Trixi…I like your bright blue moon eyes..I am finding the difference is just what I like about them from mine. I think…it’s a lot better, privately…sorry…:p Truth is, I miss your personality…I need a little more time..I really do want to see you, I want to fight this. You are just the special person in my life..but, I can’t just tell you… that’s something I need to show you.. April 19, 2011
Boris: Titled: Since the first day we met… “I miss your soft voice…sigh. Sorry, Trix. Just so you know though, I wanted to give it some time..but, I hate waiting. I need to see you again soon… there’s something I want to give you..it’s been quite some time since I could have given it to you sooner..By the way, remember when I asked on an invite for a move..Forget it. I have something better in mind and free..I am saving it for the summer time though. Close to August. It’d really make my day to have a response from ya. Let’s see each other again soon. I’ll show you the new look i’ve told you about and lets talk more on your trip to lake powell. I might just tell you something that may peak your interest…it involves me int it “ April 22, 2011
Trixi: ” Hey Boris sorry i’ve been super busy with finals and things, thanks for the nice things you’ve said, i’m actually dating someone right now too so I don’t have a ton of time and thing it’s best we not go on a date you know and i’m thinking of getting rid of facebook for a little bit so I can focus on school and work. So if you don’t see me that’s prob why, see ya Boris take care have a fun summer!
Then he was blocked from her facebook profile. What he did when he found out. coming at ya soon…
In high school we had a cool way to send a valentine to other people. It was called a "Valegram". The sender would choose someone they wanted to send it to and there was a card they would fill out. The school choir gave the choice of two love songs they would sing and you made your choice on the card and turned it in. My friend, of course, sent a Valegram to me..... I can't remember the song she chose for them to sing but the choir came into my health class, and she was there with them. When I say the choir and her walking in, I knew what was about to go down. They had me come up to the front of the class and I sat on a girls lap ha ha, I knew her actually so it was interesting ha ha. This was the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to me and my cunning little friend got a video on her phone of it.
ReplyDeleteI felt like the school choir was seducing me with music, and yes it was definitely an "Awkward Seduction".
-Rhett Ahlander